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Critiques call DNA microarray work a "fishing expedition". These distinguished scientists should be be aware that fishing is a serious art form and that the following rules apply to it:

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If you don’t go fishing, you won’t catch a fish.

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You are never certain what will you catch.

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To catch fish, you must wisely choose your equipment, bait and a fishing spot.

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Once you start fishing around a “taken spot”, the other fishermen will try anything and everything to chase you away.

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Once you start catching fish, everyone will want to fish at your fishing spot.

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Don't overstate the size of your catch.

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Poor fisherman greatly outnumber skilled fisherman, but they usually catch only Pomoxis annularis (crappies).

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If you want to impress the tribe elders, you will have to catch, clean, cook and properly serve the fish.

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When you talk to non-fishermen about your adventures, they will find them boring and they will rarely believe your stories.

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Get over it: not everyone likes fish, fishing or fishermen.

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