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Nice Table Manners, Please...

You have a right to:

bulletBe treated with respect and not be yelled at
bulletWork in a safe, sheltering environment
bulletWork normal hours, have a vacation
bulletBe properly mentored
bulletKnow what is going on in the lab
bulletBe protected by the PI from anyone who may maltreat you
bulletReceive help when needed
bulletReceive appropriate credit for the data you generated

I expect that you will:

bulletTell me what I NEED to know, not what I WANT to hear
bulletWork hard 8 hours on workdays
bulletPlan your experiments appropriately
bulletLearn from your mistakes
bulletRespect all University rules and regulations
bulletRespect your co-workers and the PI

REMEMBER:

bulletThe only person who makes no mistakes is the one who does nothing.
bulletDon't rely on your memory - write it down.
bulletUnderstand WHAT, HOW and WHY before you start doing anything.
bulletIf you do not learn from your mistakes, you are A) stupid, B) incompetent or C) you don’t care. Either way, please, go away.
bulletDon’t change the *&^% protocol that is flawlessly working.
bulletThe PI has a right and obligation to know what is going on in the lab.
bulletWe are not in a business of wishful thinking.
bulletDon’t waste material, reagents or time.
bulletDon’t be a slob – others will hate you, and it will get you fired.
bulletWe depend on each other – we all rise or fall together.

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Last updated: 05/13/08.